What the fuck Brogan? Letting yourself go a bit. More now than ever we look alike. Let me know if you need me to sub for you at Le Web. Are you still on the circuit. Come on banger!
Anonymous asked: What are you looking for in an enterprise social media platform?
Fuck the Enterprise. Two bit hack job of an interstellar craft with a drunk scotsman in its bowels pullin’ levers. Teleportation is for pussies. Land that bitch and walk out the door.
Anonymous asked: Have you seen "Inception"?
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaar! I don’t play with toys.
Anonymous asked: If you had to choose between giving Yoda a Blumpkin or listening to Jar Jar Binks give a lecture on the gravitational constant, which would you choose and why?
Can Yoda lecture with his mouthful? If so, I’ll take a combo…super-sized with a side of Ranch. Why? Because I’m educated and naughty.
Anonymous asked: I did a Google image search of Brian Solis and I noticed that you two have similar mustaches... thoughts?
Does his rug match his soup strainer? You be the judge. Clearly I’ve got nothin’ to hide.
yourmommas asked: I just ate a pound of ground beef and feel near death. How large your meals and do you eat meat?
I’m more of a small snacks through out the day guy. And I looooove tapas.
Anonymous asked: How do you keep your coat so sheen and full of body? Are you using Aussie products? I bet you are using Aussie products...
Boiled storm trooper flesh and canola mayo.
Anonymous asked: Who's more badass, Han Solo or Brian Solis?
God damn! That’s like comparing Jameson to an Appletini.
Anonymous asked: If Princess Leah wanted you to go down on her, would you do it? What if Luke was in the closet filming it?
I’d have Luke come out for a closer look at the QR code I’d be Henna tattooing on the inside of his sister’s thigh with my mouth.
