Anonymous asked: What are you looking for in an enterprise social media platform?
Fuck the Enterprise. Two bit hack job of an interstellar craft with a drunk scotsman in its bowels pullin’ levers. Teleportation is for pussies. Land that bitch and walk out the door.
Anonymous asked: Have you seen "Inception"?
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaar! I don’t play with toys.
Anonymous asked: If you had to choose between giving Yoda a Blumpkin or listening to Jar Jar Binks give a lecture on the gravitational constant, which would you choose and why?
Can Yoda lecture with his mouthful? If so, I’ll take a combo…super-sized with a side of Ranch. Why? Because I’m educated and naughty.
Anonymous asked: I did a Google image search of Brian Solis and I noticed that you two have similar mustaches... thoughts?
Does his rug match his soup strainer? You be the judge. Clearly I’ve got nothin’ to hide.
yourmommas asked: I just ate a pound of ground beef and feel near death. How large your meals and do you eat meat?
I’m more of a small snacks through out the day guy. And I looooove tapas.
Anonymous asked: How do you keep your coat so sheen and full of body? Are you using Aussie products? I bet you are using Aussie products...
Boiled storm trooper flesh and canola mayo.
Anonymous asked: Who's more badass, Han Solo or Brian Solis?
God damn! That’s like comparing Jameson to an Appletini.
Anonymous asked: If Princess Leah wanted you to go down on her, would you do it? What if Luke was in the closet filming it?
I’d have Luke come out for a closer look at the QR code I’d be Henna tattooing on the inside of his sister’s thigh with my mouth.
Anonymous asked: What's your Twitter handle and do you Skype?
I tweet my Dagobah loads here