Ask Social Media Chewbacca

What the fuck Brogan? Letting yourself go a bit. More now than...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:52:34 -0500

What the fuck Brogan? Letting yourself go a bit. More now than ever we look alike. Let me know if you need me to sub for you at Le Web. Are you still on the circuit. Come on banger!

What are you looking for in an enterprise social media platform?

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:45:00 -0500

Fuck the Enterprise. Two bit hack job of an interstellar craft with a drunk scotsman in its bowels pullin’ levers. Teleportation is for pussies. Land that bitch and walk out the door.

Have you seen "Inception"?

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:45:50 -0500

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaar! I don’t play with toys.

If you had to choose between giving Yoda a Blumpkin or listening to Jar Jar Binks give a lecture on the gravitational constant, which would you choose and why?

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 11:32:24 -0400

Can Yoda lecture with his mouthful? If so, I’ll take a combo…super-sized with a side of Ranch. Why? Because I’m educated and naughty.

I did a Google image search of Brian Solis and I noticed that you two have similar mustaches... thoughts?

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 16:54:32 -0400

Does his rug match his soup strainer? You be the judge. Clearly I’ve got nothin’ to hide.

I just ate a pound of ground beef and feel near death. How large your meals and do you eat meat?

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 16:31:29 -0400

I’m more of a small snacks through out the day guy. And I looooove tapas.

How do you keep your coat so sheen and full of body? Are you using Aussie products? I bet you are using Aussie products...

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 12:16:04 -0400

Boiled storm trooper flesh and canola mayo.

Who's more badass, Han Solo or Brian Solis?

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 12:15:13 -0400

God damn! That’s like comparing Jameson to an Appletini.

If Princess Leah wanted you to go down on her, would you do it? What if Luke was in the closet filming it?

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 12:12:31 -0400

I’d have Luke come out for a closer look at the QR code I’d be Henna tattooing on the inside of his sister’s thigh with my mouth.

What's your Twitter handle and do you Skype?

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 12:11:00 -0400

I tweet my Dagobah loads here

Explain your dental hygiene routine, especially the care you (obviously) take to keep those incisors nice and pointy.

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 17:32:42 -0400

A Sawzall and some Astroglide.

Is Obie Wan Kenobie as cool in real life as he is on TV or is he more like a Nick Cage or an Oprah?

Wed, 25 May 2011 17:43:43 -0400

Nick Cage my man. Nick Cage. That bitch is cool under pressure but light him up too far and you’ve got a fucking mess on your hands. Makes Natural Born Killers look like a toddler beauty pageant. They don’t show it on the silver screen because Lucas was a little bitch but I spent days getting the blood knots out of my mane.

Chewy, I literally don't know what to do with my life, can you offer any insight given your extensive space travels and life as a giant dog/beast creature on what I could maybe do at this point because I seriously have no idea whatsoever.

Sun, 26 Dec 2010 20:57:00 -0500

Do you think I really give a fuck about your life over mine? I’ve got some serious hair issues to deal with. On top of the fact I’m the last of my kind. Consider this. You are probably human. Thus you get to nail other humans and are not forced to fuck an ostrich just to get a nut off. Well my friend, that’s the predicament I find myself in. No one left and I’m forced to find some other species who can satisfy me in ways that would seem violent, obscure and down right wet to you. So while you ponder your existence and what to do just remember that you are fortunate to 1. dip your wick in your own species or 2. take the bait from your own kinds depending on your gender. My advice. Ride hard, put away wet.

Do you believe in monogamy or would you experiment with an open relationship?

Sun, 26 Dec 2010 20:53:36 -0500

I would. I would experiment with whomever wanted to get dirty in the cargo hold of the Falcon while Han filmed it all. That’s the kinda animal I am. Don’t think for one second I haven’t jamboned a larkesnakle from the plover systerm while downing a cool jimba drink and sexting four other other prospects to fill out my night. What’s your handle?

I see that you're only posting every now and again. If you're looking for some help, let me know.

Sun, 26 Dec 2010 20:50:58 -0500

We all need help. How can you help?

I just ate a pound of ground beef and feel near death. How large your meals and do you eat meat?

Tue, 05 Oct 2010 11:29:29 -0400

I don’t. I don’t think it’s healthy to consume the flesh of another beast. Though when rip the arms off an enemy I get a bit jittery when a few drops of blood glance my tongue. I can see eating meat, but I’m much more a fan of Gnocchi.

Do you believe in monogamy or would you experiment with an open relationship?

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:15:11 -0400

Already tackled this one.

Have you seen "Inception"?

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:13:47 -0400

No. Wookies don’t dream so I wouldn’t get it.

Are you lonely?

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:12:37 -0400

I believe in self-love.

Would you consider yourself a social media guru?

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 14:16:51 -0400

Sure. Right before I rip someone’s arms off I make sure they understand that it’s a guru who’s doing the job and then inquire about how they’re going to learn to Tweet with their toes. If they don’t know, I explain that I do a 1 hour seminar on that exact topic for only $300. BOOM! Cash money.